1 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,270 Auds, wake the fuck up! 2 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,271 We're going hard! 3 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,272 Oh fuck! 4 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,606 It's Jimi's retirement weekend. 5 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,858 You can sleep when he's dead! 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,817 Okay, I'll distract him, 7 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:27,985 but you fucking gotta get outta here! 8 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,528 With what? A teleporter? 9 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:30,529 Go hide! 10 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,239 For fuck sakes. Here? 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,282 . Audrey, look. 12 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,908 Special delivery. You're gonna love this. 13 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,118 . Ew. A used rubber? 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,954 Hey Auds? You alive or what? 15 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,955 Fuck bro, 16 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,832 you can't just barge in here like that, okay? 17 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,293 'Cause I was rubbing one out. 18 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,961 I'm glad I didn't walk in on that. 19 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:46,962 Yeah, pssht, me too. 20 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,130 Here, get this Caesar into ya. 21 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,506 All your essential nutrients. 22 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,509 Awesome. Tomatoes, vodka, clams, and... 23 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,763 Holy shit. Way more vodka. 24 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,014 Made with one of my famous pickled beans. 25 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:57,931 This new batch? 26 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,141 Make your ass lips pucker. 27 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,434 Can't wait. 28 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,477 . You're welcome. 29 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,312 Fuck! Grab your shit! 30 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,438 Ninja flip. 31 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,316 Oh. One more thing. You... 32 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,733 Huh? 33 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:08,984 You want your eggs 'Todd-style'? 34 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,277 Uh no, scrambled's fine. 35 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,029 Scrambled coming up. - Thank you! 36 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,322 . You're welcome again. 37 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,365 No problem at all. 38 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:15,866 Get the fuck outta here! 39 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,534 . Fuck. What have I done? 40 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,162 Okay, here we go. Okay. 41 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,246 Oh shit, this is gonna suck! 42 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,999 Fuuuuck! Ugh! 43 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,169 Why the hell were you up on our roof? 44 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,170 Todd's roof. 45 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,171 He's got shingle rot. 46 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,339 . And there goes the timer. 47 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,216 Holy fuck it's cold! 48 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,133 Ugh! 49 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,718 No need for a shower now. 50 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,763 Shingle rock? 51 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,932 First I'm hearing of it, Mr. Handy-Mullet. 52 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,184 Are you shaving your whole face? 53 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,560 I've been doing it since I was five. 54 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,561 Oh. 55 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,979 You do it once and it grows back thicker. 56 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,400 If I don't stay on top of this, I'm a daytime werewolf. 57 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,025 Oh look who it is. 58 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,611 I'm not here. 59 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,363 Oh. 60 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,156 Oh. Hey, what up, Snax? 61 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,241 Shhhhh! 62 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,367 Morning, boss! 63 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,576 You look pleased. 64 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,036 Don't even go there, dicklamp. 65 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,205 Your waitering service last night was bullshit. 66 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,082 What the fuck happened to the dessert I paid for? 67 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,084 Oh I ate the dessert myself. 68 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,128 You were too busy eating my sister's face. 69 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,798 Hey, you wanna see a drawing of the dream I had? 70 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,550 Are you wearing clothes this time? 71 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,218 The fuck? Oh Jesus. 72 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,219 Is that your stepmom again? 73 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,888 Yeah, Miss Nancy. 74 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,265 Except this time she's part woman, 75 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,725 part recliner. 76 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,977 You really need to talk to somebody about this. 77 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,395 I am! 78 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,396 You're my someone! 79 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,605 I'm not qualified. 80 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,274 What do you think this dream means? 81 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,859 Ah, great. 82 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,943 We're all clear. 83 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,779 Ow, you fucking city weasel! 84 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,409 Ah fuck! 85 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,619 Don't stare him in the eyes! 86 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,579 You should know better. 87 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,788 I do know better. 88 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,459 How 'bout I just punt the fuckin' thing over the fence? 89 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,837 . Hey buddy, what are you doing here? 90 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,839 Oh, hey bud. 91 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,217 I just, uh, coming to, uh, take you to breakfast. 92 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,385 I got breakfast on the go inside. 93 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,595 Come on in. - Oh nice. 94 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,929 What happened to your face? You get in a fight? 95 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,765 Yeah, no, it's, uh, just running through the bush 96 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,099 huntin' squirrels and shit. 97 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,142 How come you're all wet? 98 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,977 Uh, 'cause it was raining over where I am. 99 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:07,936 What's that? 100 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,229 I smell pizza or something? 101 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,190 . Raining? There's not a fuckin' cloud in the sky. 102 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,316 Drive that into ya. 103 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:13,985 . Wow. Todd-style. 104 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,278 . Oh yeah. 105 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,279 What is that? 106 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280 Did I do that to you? 107 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,239 No, no. 108 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,657 Dewey? 109 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:21,867 Thank you, Toddler. 110 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,870 Uh, did everyone have a good night? 111 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,829 Oh yeah. 112 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,706 Sure did. - Yeah? 113 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,293 Anyone special spend the night? 114 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,171 Todd? 115 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,549 Nope. And probably for the best 'cause I snore like a bastard. 116 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,717 Playing hard to get, huh? 117 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,843 Good strategy. 118 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:40,803 Not that hard. 119 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,054 We already talked about another date. 120 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,597 Attaboy! - Sweet! 121 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,723 Nice! - Nice! 122 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:45,849 Mmmhmm! 123 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,310 What'd you get up to after Dana and I left last night? 124 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,895 I left right after you guys. 125 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:50,854 Are you sure? 126 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,148 Yeah. Um, what time did you leave? 127 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,693 Later! Later. 128 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,027 A little later. Not too late. 129 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,696 Not nose beers late, nothing like that, you know? 130 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,365 Just, uh, early for some, later for others, 131 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,449 you know what I mean? 132 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,702 It's just kind of just , one of those good ole... 133 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,703 Yes! 134 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,704 You're being weird. 135 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:07,705 No I'm not. 136 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,915 Well, you guys got some catching up to do 137 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,835 'cause I'm already on round two. 138 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:17,673 . Happy Monday. 139 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,216 . Ugh, what a messy weekend. 140 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,718 My brains are scrambled. 141 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,761 . You gonna be okay to work today? 142 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,346 You get that all outta your system? 143 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,348 . I don't know, man. 144 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,725 Okay. - All right. 145 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:28,934 You are not hungover. 146 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,352 You're good! 147 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,396 You're definitely hungover. 148 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,023 Here. Coffee. 149 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,524 Check. - After coffee gum. 150 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,525 Thank you. 151 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,194 Take this for the pain. 152 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,363 Chase it down with this. 153 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,240 What would you do without me? 154 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,784 I'd be fucked. 155 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,578 Look at me. 156 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,537 Ow! - Now you're good. 157 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,414 What the fuck? 158 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,582 Let's go Monday! 159 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,791 Let's do this! 160 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,419 Woo! We are crushing life! 161 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,545 Crushing it! 162 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,755 Good morning, ladies. 163 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,924 Hey! It's Monday but Todd's got Friday energy. 164 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,009 Oh yeah. - You smell that? 165 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,635 That's the smell of money being made, bitches. 166 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,595 Nice. - Paycheck's cleared. 167 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,763 I gave us a raise! 168 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,764 As you should. 169 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,390 While you're at it, I'll take one. 170 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,934 Sure, sweetheart. Pew pew. Pew pew. 171 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:13,437 That's the walk of a man that wishes I'd take him back. 172 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,438 I heard that! 173 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,397 He heard that. 174 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,067 Maybe I wanted you to. 175 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,780 Hey Chips! Breakfast of champions. 176 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,949 Fuck! Hey Stephy! What's cracking? 177 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,159 Hey, brother! 178 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,619 Today could be the day, zero infractions. 179 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,454 Oh, let's hope. Oh! 180 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,872 Oh! Was that one? 181 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,332 Nothing unsafe about that. 182 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,000 That's called team spirit! 183 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,126 Yeah, it is. 184 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,545 Don't you fuck this up for me, Winky. 185 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,422 Hey Tase! Don't just stand there, 186 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,465 put your hands in your pockets! 187 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,674 Why stand when you can lean? 188 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,009 Why lean when you can sit? 189 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,761 Clocked in, tuned out. 190 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,929 Have a good shift, everyone. 191 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,930 Play safe! 192 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,014 Todd! Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd. 193 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,349 Look at this. 194 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,476 We finally solved the mystery of the eight-inch pube. 195 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,435 It's not a pube. 196 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,979 It's a hair off the janitor's head. 197 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,231 Oh well thank fuck! 198 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,650 I've been praying for closure to that one. 199 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,987 You wash your hands? - No. 200 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,614 . No, no, no, no. That came out of the pisser. 201 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,032 Go wash your hands! 202 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,286 Morning, sunshine! 203 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,871 Hey Chelsea. 204 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,456 Hell of a night at Jimi's parity. 205 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,958 Yeah. Officially unionized. 206 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:16,917 Heres to progress. 207 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,419 Also, congrats. 208 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,878 You get to swing the axe today. 209 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,464 It's your first official layoff as General Foreman. 210 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,466 Well that was a fun little 180. 211 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,968 Contract got pulled. 212 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,470 Initially it was four guys, but I got it down to one, 213 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,055 so clock's ticking. 214 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,348 One? That's it? 215 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,599 Don't we have apprentices sitting around 216 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,351 or travel cards visiting? 217 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,477 Retirees? 218 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,146 You're one head heavy. 219 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,313 You know the crews. 220 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:39,983 I'm sorry, but I need a name. 221 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,276 Can you do it? 222 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,819 Layoffs are your job, GF. 223 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,987 Okay, can I just- 224 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,823 No, you can't pick yourself. 225 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,200 Fuuuuuuck. 226 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,871 You're colon called. 227 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,872 It's scared. 228 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:55,873 It's unionized. 229 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,167 It's organizing a walkout through my butthole. 230 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,544 At this point, I feel like you're not even digesting food. 231 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,130 You're more brining yourself from the inside out. 232 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,716 I taste the food then the food tastes me. 233 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,844 Okay. You asked, I delivered. 234 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,721 This is colloidal silver. 235 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,765 This'll help get rid of my lung whistle? 236 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,849 Oh yeah. 237 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,059 This stuff knocked the tickle out of my throat 238 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,226 and opened my third eye. 239 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,687 This is the shit the FDA doesn't want you to know about it. 240 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,189 Oh-ho-ho! 241 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,232 Try it! Whattaya gotta lose? 242 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,400 Come on, man. I'm telling ya! 243 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,736 Smells like a slot machine, man. 244 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:26,904 Is that fish? 245 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:27,946 Yes. - Ugh! 246 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,115 It's hand-smoked mackerel for my uncle Ezekiel. 247 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,700 . Yeah, well now everyone is smoked. 248 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,951 It's delicious. Look at it. 249 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,870 Oh, you microwaved it in tinfoil? 250 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,080 You dummy! 251 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,123 No. That's precisely what you're supposed to do with it. 252 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,958 That is literally the one thing 253 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,710 you're not supposed to put in a microwave. 254 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,045 It'll cause fireworks. 255 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,797 I need to show you some Backwoods culture, okay? 256 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,173 This is the proper way. - Who raised you? 257 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,258 Oh yeah, wolves. 258 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,135 Yeah, something's fishy and it ain't that mackerel. 259 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,056 Oh yeah. 260 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,099 Bad herring, you think? 261 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,225 No. They... 262 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,768 Small sips! Small sips! 263 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,236 That Snax is a wild boy. 264 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,237 You know what? 265 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,363 You actually might need a rabies shot. 266 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,572 Maybe. 267 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,408 I mean, what do you think? You want to come with? 268 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,993 We'll make it a date. 269 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,577 You're asking me on a rabies date? 270 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,578 Fuck yeah. 271 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,247 It's not my first shot and it won't be my last 272 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,415 so you might as well just come with me. 273 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,375 I'll get blasted and then we'll go get some wings. 274 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,335 I do like sweet and spicy. 275 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,878 Yeah? - Yeah. 276 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,588 Do you like it like the weekend? 277 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,590 From what I remember, it was okay. 278 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,967 What you remember? 279 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,301 Better than okay. You know it, admit it. 280 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,512 You had fun. Come on. You did. 281 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,013 Give it. - Stop it. 282 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,098 Give it. - I'm fucking serious. 283 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,599 Reggie, I'm fucking serious. Okay? 284 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,269 What? - This does not go beyond us. 285 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,229 You're his best friend. I'm his fucking sister. 286 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,647 I will not be the toolbox talk. 287 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,775 No one here will know anything about what happened between us. 288 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,610 Top of the morning, lovers! 289 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,987 Fuck off! 290 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,280 For fuck sakes, Dew! 291 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,324 You fucking snake! 292 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,575 Oh my God, Dewey! 293 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,618 That is right, I know everything. 294 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,953 I told you. 295 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:58,996 What do you mean, "told me"? 296 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,039 He lives there! 297 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,999 The price for my silence will be forty bucks. 298 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 What?! 299 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,211 However, I will not delete the mental images. 300 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,714 Ew. 301 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,257 You're not extorting me, Dewey. 302 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,884 I will fuck your shit up! 303 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,843 Get him! 304 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,304 It's a bit aggressive for a guilty conscience. 305 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,681 You give me $40 and I will- 306 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,766 I will handle this. - I don't have $40. 307 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,393 I will give you a fucking punch in the balls, Dewey, 308 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,644 and I will squeeze your head off. 309 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,687 How does that sound? 310 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,980 Easy, big fella. 311 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,399 Imagine Todd's face when he finds out his bestie 312 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,152 and his sister played the little game of drill and fill, huh? 313 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,363 Okay, he's kinda got us. 314 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,322 Fuck you, Dewey! 315 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,365 Forty for your silence. 316 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,449 It's a good deal. Good deal. 317 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,368 Fine. Don't be like some fucking foot fungus 318 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,661 coming back next week, Dewey. 319 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,620 We expect your silence. 320 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,622 Yeah, well, fungus is resilient. 321 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,166 Silence! 322 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,000 . Okay, here we go. 323 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,086 Who's the most expendable? 324 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,547 Come on Tanner. Come on Tanner. 325 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,052 Fuuuuuuuck! 326 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,095 All right. 327 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,722 I guess we let the people decide. 328 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,397 Ladies! - God! 329 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,107 Can't you see we're on a banana break, Dewey? 330 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,525 . Geezus, Dewey. 331 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:14,405 I have been entrusted with something of an adult nature. 332 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,489 Hmm. Do tell. 333 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,116 How adult are we talking? 334 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,409 Triple X adult. 335 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,869 Maximum spicey. 336 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,871 Ooh, that's my favourite level of spice. 337 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,915 And I'm the only one that knows! 338 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,543 Not for long. 339 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,296 All right, who's up? 340 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,257 Oh, here we go. 341 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,758 Hey, Tan-Man. - Hey. 342 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,385 Quick question. 343 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,846 How do you feel about taking a long weekend? 344 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,056 Maybe back-to-back long weekends? 345 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,308 And all the days in between? 346 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,561 Uh, I mean, I'd love the time off. 347 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,730 Is it paid? I need the hours. 348 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,983 No, I was thinking more voluntarily. 349 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,444 Oh. Well, I'm saving up for a place of my own 350 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,571 'cause I still live at home with my mom, man. 351 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,572 Oh, you do, do ya? 352 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,698 And she just got a new boyfriend. 353 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,741 Right. 354 00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,742 At night, I can't hear him, 355 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,578 but, ugh, I can sure as hell hear her. 356 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,621 Okay. - Oh fuck. 357 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,123 Unless that is him. 358 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,332 I hope not. 359 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,085 I actually gotta be somewhere different. 360 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,301 Didn't see the sign? 361 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,928 I saw it. 362 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,929 Whoa. Beauty. 363 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,474 What? - What? 364 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,642 So listen, Roach, 365 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,603 what do you think about taking some time off? 366 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,104 Uh, like a paid vacation? 367 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,648 No, it would just be a vacation. 368 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:31,607 Oh I can't. 369 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,817 I'm two payments behind on my dirt bike. 370 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:34,818 That's okay. 371 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,112 They said they'd take my thumb 372 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,114 and this one's opposable so... 373 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,741 I guess you can't paint without your thumb. 374 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,992 No. 375 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,160 Fuck sakes! 376 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,828 Hey man, you didn't even piss. 377 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,955 Oh! 378 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,791 Are you sure you don't want a bit of time off? 379 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,167 Hell no. 380 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,293 Look at these delts. 381 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,379 They're not gonna feed themselves. 382 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,005 Look at 'em. 383 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,799 Which ones are the delts again? 384 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,050 I just can't do it. 385 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,176 I know too much about their lives. 386 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,135 They all have stories. 387 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,220 Debts. 388 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,846 Pets that need surgeries. 389 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,848 A guy's mom having sloppy, loud sex. 390 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,808 It's fucked. 391 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,184 You're the GF, Todd. 392 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,020 Part of the job is making hard calls. 393 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,524 Look, I know it sucks. 394 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,984 Just find the balance between being a friend and a leader. 395 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,319 . What does this have to do...? 396 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,320 . It's more than about your piss, Roach, 397 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,655 it's everything! 398 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,656 Todd! 399 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,615 The fuck? 400 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,741 Look at this. 401 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,244 If you trace the silver supply chain backwards, bam! 402 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,995 That's where the airborne microchips come in. 403 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,998 Right under our ignorant little noses. 404 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,500 I was just asking why my piss is so, uh, stinky. 405 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,793 Honest. 406 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,379 No, no, no, no. Look. That's the detox piss, man. 407 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,839 It's the best kind of piss. 408 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,507 It's the number one of number ones. 409 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,426 Now come on. Move! 410 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,802 Happy scrapbooking, boys. 411 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,845 Fuck you, Todd! 412 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:43,971 Good one. 413 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,389 And you're having a tough time finding a candidate? 414 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,349 Crazy gets shit done. 415 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,394 Oh. Conch wouldn't be Conch without crazy. 416 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,771 . Watch that line, Leonard. 417 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,565 I'm not sure about that calculation. 418 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,858 I used your theorem. 419 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,942 . Not very well. 420 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,319 Leonard. Medhi? 421 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,361 Where are you? 422 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,696 Why are you on a necklace? 423 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,574 I'm supervising Leonard's work from abroad. 424 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,575 My arms got tired, 425 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,993 so I made this Medhi strap-on. 426 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,746 Unfortunately, his arms tire very easily. 427 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,290 What? Not that easily. 428 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,752 Well boys, if these walls could talk... 429 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,464 I just alphabetized those! 430 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,632 What's our little rat saying now? 431 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,051 No clue. 432 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,261 I don't tell tales out of school. 433 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,138 . Oh sure. Right, right, right. 434 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,015 Come on, Punky Dewster. 435 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,725 Spit it out. 436 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,226 But a certain lady carpenter 437 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,937 and her burly journeyman have been 'erecting platforms' 438 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,022 after hours! 439 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,023 What? - What? 440 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,274 Oh shit! Wait. 441 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,984 Ah! My connection glitched. 442 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,903 Ah, Leonard, elevate me. 443 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,904 Closer. 444 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,073 I want to study his eyes. 445 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,783 . I'm telling you the truth. 446 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,117 You're thrown by my droopy eye. 447 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,118 I was born with it. 448 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,286 I don't think so. 449 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,621 I don't think he's telling the truth. 450 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,165 Hmmmm... 451 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,460 Tase! - Ah! 452 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,462 Fuck, Dewey. 453 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,172 You can't tell anyone. 454 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,757 It's top secret. 455 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,300 Okay. 456 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,762 Auds and Bareback are doing the horizontal fender-bender. 457 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,721 What? 458 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,808 He's putting his hammer into her holster. 459 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,852 Say no more. 460 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,729 I am a vault. 461 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,773 But that is too big of a secret to keep. 462 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,774 What do you mean? 463 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,733 That means I need fifty bucks. 464 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,193 Fifty bucks? - Come on, Dewey. 465 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,529 That's the best rate I can give you for my silence. 466 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,989 Are you serious? 467 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,532 You're blackmailing me? 468 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,450 Taxing gossip. 469 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,327 Hey, I accept e-transfer or cash. 470 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,830 Thanks, bud. 471 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,833 Oh shit. 472 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,377 . Everybody knows, Dewey. 473 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,962 People are talking, Dewey. 474 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,964 Not us, though. We're confidential. 475 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,507 But not for free. - What? 476 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,008 We heard you're paying out hush money. 477 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,511 Hush money? 478 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,306 And what is it that you want? 479 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,808 Mani-pedis. Shellac. 480 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,976 None of that cheap clear coat shit. 481 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,977 . Uh uh. 482 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:55,978 And a spray tan. - What? 483 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,771 Like a full caramel glaze. 484 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,981 Caramel glaze? 485 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,151 Ca-ra-mel. 486 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,527 Oh my God. 487 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,528 This shit ain't cheap, Dewey. 488 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,821 We know you're good for it. 489 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,990 Yeah. We might, uh, start feeling chatty. 490 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,950 You know, I look after Snax now too. 491 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,578 I have to feed him and wash him and that's on you. 492 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,205 It costs money. 493 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,707 You know, we got a growing number of employees 494 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,042 interested in being paid 495 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,086 to keep their mouth closed about that gossip. 496 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,756 I know! It's appalling. 497 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,507 I should probably report this to Chelsea. 498 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,508 . No! 499 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,552 No, don't do that. 500 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:32,390 Unless you'd be willing to donate to my bulking regimen. 501 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,435 Would ya, Dewey? 502 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,187 Would ya? 503 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,566 . Hey boss. 504 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,235 Are you okay? 505 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,779 I gotta lay someone off. 506 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,863 Fuck. 507 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,365 Look at these beautiful bastards. 508 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,283 How am I supposed to pick? 509 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,829 Who wants well-done fresh off the torch? 510 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:57,998 . Come on. Anyone? 511 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,919 . You're almost there, bud. 512 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:07,257 Normally I'd know. 513 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,638 Sixty-seven. Sixty-eight. Sixty-nine! 514 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,390 New record! 515 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,017 . Way to go, Taser! Woo! 516 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,560 Todd, my man. 517 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,647 Whenever I've gotta be a stone-cold bad bitch, 518 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,399 I call in my alter ego, Stephanie. 519 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,775 Oh yeah? - Yeah. 520 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,069 This is Steph. You've met her. 521 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,447 This, however, is Stephanie. 522 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,490 There's a difference? 523 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,950 Oh there's a difference. 524 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,828 It's in the attitude. Check this out. 525 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,037 Hey Tanner, your locker's been compromised. 526 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,122 Clear it out. 527 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,124 Ah, fuck me! Not again. 528 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,750 Go dead behind the eyes. 529 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,919 No blinking. No throat clears. 530 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,087 Monotone. 531 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,464 Find an attitude that works for you. 532 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,300 Don't be fucking Todd. 533 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,303 Be Toddrick. 534 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,681 Got it. - Say it. 535 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,977 I'm Toddrick. - I'm a stone-cold ba- 536 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,104 I'm a stone-cold bad bitch! 537 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,231 Yeah you are, man. 538 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,524 You got this. 539 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,820 Gotta lay you off. 540 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,113 Hey Todd. 541 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,114 I can see your lips moving, 542 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,992 but all I can hear is Nickelback. 543 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,827 Oh yeah. 544 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,705 Sometimes you gotta remove a good stud to finish the wall. 545 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,956 What? 546 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,458 Your voice sounds fucking weird. 547 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,836 Oh, is this your attempt at a 'boss man voice'? 548 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,546 I gotta lay you off. 549 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,174 That sucks for you, man... 550 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,843 'cause I ain't going nowhere. 551 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,180 Fuck my life! 552 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,140 Yeah, you're gonna have to practice, Toddrick. 553 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,975 You couldn't lay off that. 554 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,936 Oh! She's all right! 555 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,689 You all right? 556 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,691 . Yes! That's good. 557 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,862 Oh! Uh, due to recent economic developments, 558 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,323 the price for my silence has increased. 559 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,867 Fucker. You better not have told anyone, Dewey. 560 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,160 I will screw you to the wall 561 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,662 and throw fucking knives at you. 562 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,080 You better not fuck this up for me! 563 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,373 What? Are you kidding? 564 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,375 Told anyone? Absolutely not. 565 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,584 I mean, my... - Oh God. You told... 566 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,627 how many people did you tell? 567 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,630 Hypothetically, if I had told someone... 568 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,925 then I hypothetically would now need some more money 569 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,387 to hypothetically not tell more people? 570 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,764 'Cause you hypothetically have me by the balls right now... 571 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,765 How much more do you need? 572 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,766 Oh this'll do. 573 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,850 Oh, what the fuck, Dewey? 574 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,893 Hey, you remember, 575 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,186 I know where you sleep. 576 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,188 Unfortunately for you, BDubs, 577 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,065 I now know where you've been sleeping. 578 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,775 For fuck sakes, Dewey. 579 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,734 . No, Roach! 580 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,069 You can't chug colloidal silver! 581 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,404 Put it down! No, Roach! 582 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,363 Get off me! 583 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,365 We gotta get it out of him! 584 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,866 It tastes like burnt sparkler, man. 585 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,368 We gotta purge it out of him 586 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,078 before he turns into the Tin Man! 587 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,249 . God! Fucking Heimlich. 588 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,375 What the hell's going on here? 589 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,085 No! You can't chug colloidal silver! 590 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,587 Yeah, okay, but maybe don't body slam the guy, Homer. 591 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,588 He's not gonna be okay. 592 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,798 Why aren't you helping? - I'm eating. 593 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,091 He's gonna be really sick, I'm telling ya. 594 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,551 Hey, stop that! Stop! 595 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,885 I'm sorry. 596 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,221 Homer, I'm laying you off. 597 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,765 Whoa. 598 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,643 Wait. What? 599 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,270 Ah, bummer, man. 600 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,187 Break it up! 601 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,772 Hey, come on! 602 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,442 Thanks for that, Tase. 603 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,195 Look, Maureen kicked me out. 604 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,822 She's worried if I don't talk to someone, 605 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,115 I'm gonna build a bunker. 606 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,241 But I've already got a bunker. 607 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,367 So this would just be, like, what? 608 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,411 Another bunker? 609 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,955 Are you seeing someone about this? 610 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,999 Yeah. I mean, there's a group. 611 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,709 Deprogramming programming. 612 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,962 We meet every Thursday night in the basement of this vape shop 613 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,256 and sometimes it's virtual but- 614 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,507 Okay. 615 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:40,262 Basically we all sit in a circle and say the real stuff out loud. 616 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:45,851 Like [clears throat] 'chemtrails might not actually exist'. 617 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,935 They don't. 618 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:51,231 Or the, the moon landing might have actually happened. 619 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,441 It probably did. 620 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,609 It's been hard, man. 621 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,610 Where have you even staying? 622 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,155 I park my van outside Bob's Hardware. 623 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,615 There's no nighttime security. 624 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,658 Okay. 625 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,034 . Sometimes I sleep in my shed 626 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:06,205 or underneath the, uh, lunchroom tables. 627 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,414 Are you serious? 628 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,291 . The hum of the fridge helps me sleep. 629 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,293 Plus, just knowing your food's safe in there, you know? 630 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,171 See, I, I really think you need some time off. 631 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,507 I can't laid off, you corporate bobblehead! 632 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,883 I got Maureen and the kids to support! 633 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,510 I get it and I hate this, 634 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,512 but I also have to do my job. 635 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,055 You assaulted Roach today 636 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,515 and you probably fucking poisoned him. 637 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,808 Like, that is not good. 638 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,476 What kind of a fucking idiot chugs colloidal...? 639 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,144 . Homer. 640 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,312 No, you're right. 641 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,981 You're right. Sorry. I'll just leave. 642 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,274 . Listen, Homer. 643 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,819 That being said, 644 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,697 my WiFi has been on the fritz. 645 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,490 So call your cable company. 646 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,243 Nah. I think it's a Homer problem. 647 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,828 My garage has a futon. 648 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,705 I mean, Dewey sleeps out there too... 649 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,789 hums in his sleep. 650 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,667 But it might match the same frequency as the fridge. 651 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,836 You troubleshoot my Wi-Fi network, 652 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,004 I'll float you a few bucks 653 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,424 and as soon as we need manpower, you're back on my crew. 654 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,053 So you got a bunker? 655 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,181 Yeah, but it's mostly just for our winter clothes 656 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,933 and Christmas decorations. 657 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:54,938 . Shit! 658 00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,777 Ow! Oh my God! 659 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:00,778 Oh! Sorry! 660 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,196 Are you fucking kidding me? 661 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,405 . Sorry. 662 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,115 Todd is still up. 663 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,075 No he's not. 664 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,576 He's sleeping on the couch. 665 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:10,829 Look, I made these for you myself. 666 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,747 What are those? 667 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,250 They're handcrafted and beautiful like you. 668 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,796 I made them out of beer tabs and deer teeth. 669 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:22,091 You can call them... Beerings or Deerings, 670 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,092 whatever you want. 671 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,760 Reggie, you really shouldn't be here. 672 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,804 You don't fucking listen. 673 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,306 I listened. 674 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,517 I just didn't agree. 675 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,981 Dewey? 676 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,483 Oh. - Fucking solid. 677 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,027 Are you on our side now? 678 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,029 Hi, Dew worm. 679 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,322 Thanks, blood. 680 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,991 After you, Romeo. 681 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,500 Ugh. - Oh yeah. 682 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,210 What'd you have? Nachos? 683 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,295 Close. Tacos. That'll teach you. 684 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,840 Don't ever blackmail me again. 685 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,509 I've definitely got pink eye in my future. 686 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,428 It's better than two black eyes. 687 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,054 I'm coming in. - It took you long enough. 688 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,806 . Easy does it. Oh, oh, okay. 689 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,016 . Watch it. 690 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,892 . Watch the Deerings. 691 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,519 Wonder what Todd's up to. 692 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,526 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 693 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,363 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 694 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,200 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 695 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:34,372 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 696 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:41,379 ♪ Are you unhappy, or are you low? 697 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:49,679 ♪ I should be leaving but I'm not ready to go ♪ 698 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,931 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 699 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,893 I love our banana break time. 700 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,686 Oh, me too. 701 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,731 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 702 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,944 ♪ I'm not ready to go! ♪ 703 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:08,239 ♪ I'm not ready to go! 704 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,577 ♪ I'm not ready to go! 705 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,587 ♪ Even if you think I'm crazy 706 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,424 ♪ Drunk and stoned 707 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:34,307 ♪ I don't wanna be messed up alone ♪ 708 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,144 ♪ There's nothing wrong here ♪